FREE Chicken Wings at Kroger!

Go here, and click on SPECIAL OFFER on the right side of the page to load this coupon to your card!

One Free package of Kroger Wholesome@Home Bone-In Chicken Wings, any flavor, 12 count only

exp. Feb 7, 2011

Cellfire Promotion 1/27 ONLY!

Cellfire Coupons 1/25/11

These deals are available for clipping 1/25 - 2/7 and must be redeemed by 2/21.  Go HERE to get them.

PB Toaster Strudel® Save $.50     
when you buy TWO any flavor/variety Pillsbury® Toaster Strudel® Pastries. 

Totinos Party Pizza Save $0.60    
when you buy THREE any flavor/variety Totinos® Crisp Crust Party Pizza® Products.

Just for One® Save $.50    
when you buy any variety Green Giant® Just for One® vegetables.

PB Sweet Rolls Save $.40    
when you buy any TWO Pillsbury® Sweet Rolls OR Grands!® Sweet Rolls.

PB Refrig'd Grands! Save $.30    
when you buy TWO any size/variety Refrigerated Pillsbury® Grands!® Biscuits.

PB Italian Meal Brd Save $.40    
when you buy any TWO Pillsbury® Italian Meal Breads (Includes any Loaves, Breadsticks, Dinner Rolls, and Pizza Crust).

Totinos Pizza Rolls Save $.40    
when you buy TWO PACKAGES any flavor/variety Totino's® Rolls Snacks.

PB Cookie Dough Save $1    
when you buy TWO PACKAGES any variety Pillsbury® Refrigerated Cookie Dough.

Progresso® Soups Save $.50    
when you buy TWO CANS any flavor Progresso® Soups.

BC Fruit Snacks Save $.50    
when you buy TWO BOXES any flavor/variety Betty Crocker® Fruit Shapes, Fruit by the Foot®, Fruit Gushers® OR Fruit Roll-Ups® fruit flavored snacks.

Fiber One® Chewy Bar Save $.50    
when you buy ONE BOX any flavor Fiber One® Chewy Bars OR Fiber One® 90 Calorie Chewy Bars.

BC Cookie Mix Save $.40    
when you buy ONE POUCH any flavor 17.5 OZ. OR LARGER Betty Crocker® Cookie Mix.

Gardetto's Snack Mix Save $.50    
when you buy any flavor 8 OZ. OR LARGER Gardetto's® Snack Mix.

Kix® cereal Save $.75    
when you buy any ONE BOX Kix® cereal listed: Kix®, Berry Berry Kix®, Honey Kix®.

Cheerios® Cereal Save $.55    
when you buy ONE BOX Original Cheerios® cereal (the one in the yellow box).

Golden Grahams® Save $.75    
when you buy ONE BOX Golden Grahams® cereal.

Chex Mix® or Snacks Save $.50    
when you buy TWO any flavor 4.5 OZ. OR LARGER Chex Mix® OR Chex® 100 Calorie Snack.

BC Cake Mix/Frosting Save $.50    
when you buy BOTH Betty Crocker® SuperMoist® Cake Mix AND Betty Crocker® Ready to Spread Frosting (any flavors/varieties).

PB Holiday Cookies Save $1    
when you buy any TWO Pillsbury® Refrigerated Holiday Cookies.

Yoplait® Fiber One® Save $1    
when you buy any flavor Yoplait® Fiber One® Yogurt Multipacks.

GG Valley Fresh Stmrs Save $.50    
when you buy TWO any variety Green Giant® Valley Fresh Steamers® frozen vegetables.

Yoplait Kids Zone Save $.75    
when you buy TWO any flavor Yoplait® products listed: Yoplait® Go-GURT® Yogurt, Yoplait® Trix® Multipack Yogurt, Yoplait® Splitz(TM) Yogurt.

Cortaid® Save $2     
on any Cortaid® Anti-itch product.

Double MyCokeReward Points- 1 day only!

11 Step Program for Potential Parents

A friend sent this to me and it put me in tears....sad part is...IT'S ALL TRUE!

11 Step Program for People thinking of having kids…..

Lesson 1

1. Go to the grocery store.

2. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office.

3. Go home.

4. Pick up the paper.

5. Read it for the last time.

 Lesson 2

Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their...

1. Methods of discipline.

2. Lack of patience.

3. Appallingly low tolerance levels.

4. Allowing their children to run wild.

5. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior.

Enjoy it because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.

 Lesson 3

 A really good way to discover how the nights might feel...

1. Get home from work and immediately begin walking around the living room from 5PM to 10PM carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. (Eat cold food with one hand for dinner)

2. At 10PM, put the bag gently down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep.

3. Get up at 12 and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1AM.

4. Set the alarm for 3AM.

5. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2AM and make a drink and watch an infomercial.

6. Go to bed at 2:45AM.

7. Get up at 3AM when the alarm goes off.

8. Sing songs quietly in the dark until 4AM.

9. Get up. Make breakfast. Get ready for work and go to work (work hard and be productive)

 Repeat steps 1-9 each night. Keep this up for 3-5 years. Look cheerful and together.

Lesson 4

 Can you stand the mess children make? T o find out...

1. Smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains.

2. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer.

3. Stick your fingers in the flower bed.

4. Then rub them on the clean walls.

5. Take your favorite book, photo album, etc. Wreck it.

6. Spill milk on your new pillows. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?

Lesson 5

 Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems.

1. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh.

2. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out.

Time allowed for this - all morning.

 Lesson 6

Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that.

1. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.

Leave it there.

2. Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.

3. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.

4. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.

Lesson 7

 Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is an excellent choice). If you intend to have more than one child, then definitely take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.

Lesson 8

 1. Hollow out a melon.

2. Make a small hole in the side.

3. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side.

4. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane.

5. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone.

6. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air.

You are now ready to feed a nine- month-old baby.

 Lesson 9

 Learn the names of every character from Sesame Street , Barney, Disney, the Teletubbies, and Pokemon. Watch nothing else on TV but PBS, the Disney channel or Noggin for at least five years. (I know, you're thinking What's 'Noggin'?) Exactly the point.

 Lesson 10

 Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying 'mommy' repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each 'mommy'; occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.

Lesson 11

 Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirt- sleeve, or elbow while playing the 'mommy' tape made from Lesson 10 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.

Free Best Life butter @ Kroger

I just saw at Kroger that this butter is on sale 10/$10. There were $1/1 coupons in the 1/2 SS, making this free!

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